- My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish. I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
- You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there? That’s God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action.
- Dating a single mother: It’s like continuing from somebody else’s saved game.
- You’re so bad at RPGs, when somebody asks you where you’re stuck, you say, “The file select screen
League of Mature Gamers
Good games come and go, but a great gamer community plays through it all. The League of Mature Gamers was started as a way to give like-minded adult gamers a more mature gaming experience. We’re constantly adding players to our regularly scheduled (a.k.a. nightly) events, so if you’re a mature 18+ individual with a slight video game obsession and can hold your own behind the joysticks, let’s play together!